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Monday, December 10, 2007

Panty Hose Commercial take ONE, last look at the bank

Commercial: Written for Television

For this example I will use Hanes Panty Hose as the product. However; this commercial can be used for any brand of panty hose.

Two young men walk into a bank to commit a robbery. As soon as one of the men places some panty hose over his head, he yells out: Get your hands up! Before he could finish his sentence, a sweet elderly lady snatches the panty hose right off of his head.
As she is rubbing the silk against her face, the young man says in a slightly more submissive voice: Hey, I need those. You hear off camera to the right a lady say: Are those Hanes panty hose? Then you see an arm enter the scene from the right and start pulling one leg of the hose off camera. As the first lady is resisting and still trying to rub the silk against her face, you can see a third lady in the back ground start walking toward the two ladies. As she gets closer you can see her eyes light up and she yells out: Hanes! She then dives toward the panty hose. In mid-flight the camera’s view changes back to the robber.
He is standing there looking scared and defenceless, when his friend runs into the scene. His friend anciously asked: What do we do now? You can tell his friend also had panty hose ripped off of his head by the way his hair was standing straight up. The first robber says: I thought something like this might happen. Then, he pulls some new panty hose out of his bag.
The camera view returns to the lady’s in the middle of the bank wrestling over the panty hose. By now; the pile has grown to about six to eight women. They were tied together like Anaconda’s during mating season and each one had a hand full of panty hose. One of the ladies at the bottom of the pile looks toward the robbers and screams: He’s got more! The entire pile of women all stop at the same time and look toward the robbers.
The robbers had just finished replacing new panty hose on their heads. They both look toward the lady’s at the same time and scream in terror.
The next scene is viewed from down the street. Everything is quiet for a moment, and then the two young men come bursting out of the bank, running toward the camera. They were screaming for their lives and staying one step ahead of a heavy set lady in a frantic chase. The first robber throws his empty bank bag into the air, then suddenly you can see the other women come running out of the bank in serious pursuit. As the robbers get close enough to the camera to see the terror on their faces through the panty hose still draped over their heads, the camera freezes everyone in place.
The Announcer reads: “Hanes Panty Hose, feel the attraction!

This commercial is for sell! The Creator’s services can also be obtained as Director, for an additional fee!

Written by: David Lankop
dlankop@sbcglobal.net

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Thank You!

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